Flies in the face of logic...

Slip and fall client: Unlike other people, if I don't work, I do not get paid.

Me: So, you missed two weeks from work. How much would you have earned in those 2 weeks?

Slip and fall client: I can't say. I work nine hours a day.

Me: So, you would have worked 45 hours a week, so you missed 90 hours?

Slip and fall client: Well, I took some sick time, and then I took vacation time, because what if I got sick later in the year?

Me: Were you paid for the sick time and the vacation time?

Slip and fall client: Yes.

Me: So you didn't work for those two weeks, but you got paid?